Blowjobs and hand grenades

Wow what a spectacular title. Well to begin with your Helman sponsored Manchester Spartans went to Notre Dame today and got touched inappropriately (their catholic get it, haha sorry I had to). I missed RHA today which was horrible. It's like missing your last AA meeting and not finding out the true secret to getting sober and then getting picked up for a DUI one week later. You may not know the feeling but trust me it sucks. But completely unlike the sucking referred to in topic one of this blog. Which leads me into it.
NEVER TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!! It is absolutely, positively, for a matter of fact, indescribably disgusting. Honestly, take a bite of whatever and keep the beak closed. Or finish the job then complete the conversation. It's very rude otherwise. Now moving on, I have a test tomorrow and it is 12:30 and I haven't begun studying for it yet. Ouch! Talk about a real buzz kill. Now on to the next topic, hand grenades.
I have absolutely nothing at all to say about hand grenades. Except in our history discussion today one kind of creepy kid seemed to have a slightly scary knowledge of the strength it took to pull the pin of a grenade. I'm not sure why he knew this information but maybe he is like a secret agent who throw a lot of grenades at people. Which after practicing with a baseball I believe I could do quite proficiently.
So I think this concludes my blog for tonight. Tomorrows may be something actually meaningful and you may not feel more dumber after reading it. But to end on some peaceful advice, do unto others as you wish them to do unto you, unless you are bigger than them then do whatever you want cuz you are bigger than they are.

"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" Colin Denihan in a very loud voice in Notre Dames bullpen.
"Shit if she stood still long enough I would pee in her butt" I don't remember but some guy on the team as we were walking back to the vans.

Thoughts

Many of the blogs I read about have something to do with too many thoughts or too many concerns etc. Well I don't see the problem with so many thoughts. Thoughts of the future, thoughts about school, girls, life everything. Today instead of running for baseball, I took a nice casual walk, after I was out of coaches view. This may seem like I am a complete slacker but it may have been more beneficial. I just walked and thought. I thought about everything. And when you get a chance to just think about anything, your thoughts come out much more clear. They seem more like dreams than thoughts or responsibilities. Also, when I got back to my room I took a few minutes and just listened to music. The roommate let me have some of his music. Boys Like Girls is a very good choice if you want to just sit and think and dream. But if you get the chance to just walk by yourself or just sit and listen to music, it is good to just chill and relax.
Today I did something that is completely wrong and grotesque and very well may be illegal in some states, you guessed it I went to spanish lab. Usually a complete waste of an hour, which is why I have skipped every one of them this semester. However, I actually learned something this time. I may try it again someday. Yeah, what am I thinking thats just crazy talk. I think I am starting against Notre Dame tomorrow so there will either be a very happy blog or something along the lines of fuck the irish. I'm not really sure yet.

A few words of wisdom:
"It's not against the law if you don't get caught"
"Dale's mom's the man"

Life and realization

For as long as I can remember I have always had baseball to help me understand life. Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win, there are high points when you strike out their best hitter to end the inning and there are low points where their best hitter goes yard and you fall behind. However, lately these feelings have not been the same. I have not seen baseball the same as I always have, until today. Today I threw a bullpen and lost all my thoughts. I had been struggling with accuracy and velocity and movement, the whole she-bang, but today something just clicked. I stopped thinking. I stopped worrying about strikes and everything and just threw. It was probably the best bullpen I've thrown in a very long time. However, this blog isn't merely about the throwing part but the intellectual part. I came to the conclusion that everything always works out in the end. I didn't know if I was wasting time with baseball or not and now I realize that baseball is what gives me release. It lets me escape my body and mind for that split second as I wind up and throw. Many of you probably wouldn't understand this but its something that is unexplainable. While throwing I began thinking that everything will be alright. I began thinking about the future and what I really want. The question kept coming up of what is in store for me? There were so many thoughts and options running through my head, when I realized that it will work itself out. I don't have to worry about taking the right or wrong path now. Now I can just live and do what I want. When the time comes to choose the path for me, I will know which way to take. Life is just one adventure after another, don't start the next until this one is finished.


"Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive."
"Life is something that everyone should try at least once"

P.S. Hope this helps you as it did me.

Men vs. Women

My original blog was deleted to begin this topic of advise. Keep in mind that this does not come completely from my own mind there were outside sources who helped with the information and all comments will be excepted.
First, advice and knowledge for men primarily from She who is to be named later. The most important thing, Women think about sex too. They are horny and get horny just like men. When you go out on dates, you are not the only one who is looking forward to getting back to the room to fool around. Another thing to keep in mind is women are just humans too, they don't have powers to read your mind. While it definitely seems like it sometimes, they don't always know what you are thinking. Women don't like cocky men. Granted we are pretty awesome but wait until after you get to know them to show them how you can balance your bicycle on your chin (John Rocker) or how many push-ups you can do in a minute. Another very important thing is women try very hard to look good, while some have an easier job than others, they all still try. So, men should try at least a little to look good. While some men like His Sirness can look good no matter what, others like myself must take the initiative to improve our looks (non cockyness coming out in case you were paying attention). However, it would probably be better for the men reading this to not look good that way the rest of us have a better chance, just a side note. I may write more on this subject later, but for the most part is women are just women, don't be afraid to talk to them, unfortunately most women know that guys are intimidated by girls and the whole awkwardness of talking and screwing up your words seems "sweet" to them.
Now for women. Men are always horny, doesn't matter who the guy is or where he is from all guys are horny. Some girls seem to always walk around as if they are goddesses, unfortunately for most men that is a turn off. If you act like you own the world it isn't very likely that you are going to attract a nice guy. Furthermore, probably the most common myth, women look sexy, extremely sexy in sweat pants and a t-shirt with no make-up on. You don't believe me but I know. An extremely important thing, DON'T PLAY GAMES. You may think it is fun and cute but it pisses us off. Seriously, just be honest and tell us. If you don't like us or if you don't want anything just tell us and we can all move on a lot faster. And maybe it's just me but the innocent look is much more attractive than the slutty or hooker look. If I have a girlfriend I don't mind know what panties or bra she is wearing but I don't want the entire campus knowing. Well I'm sure there is about another 20 blogs worth of information and maybe I will have a part II later but for now this is enough.

"Men live in a fantasy world. I know because I am one, I actually receive my mail there."
"Guys are destined to lose argument with women because they have this thing where they like to make sense"

Superpowers

To begin with I want to say that the Helman sponsored Manchester Spartans played the Franklin Gays in part of the Helman sponsored HCAC Conference. Unfortunately, your beloved spartans lost 2 out of 3. I think that is enough said on the subject.
The purpose of this blog is to discuss the ever important and controversial subject of superpowers. If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be? There are many options to choose from. Do you want to teleport, read minds, x-ray vision, fly, be invisible, super human strength, the list goes on and on. They all have there purposes and I think they directly relate to peoples lives. Those who want to not be made fun of or just be alone, or are perverted want to be invisible. Those who are constantly thinking and trying to figure out the world, I believe will pick the ability to read minds. Before talking to he who is to be named later, I thought those people who are constantly put down and picked on would choose super human strength, but he is already a strong person and is definitely not picked on or beat up. Those who want to escape would probably choose to fly or teleport. However, there is always just the option of someone wants to be a badass and have powers. Charlie's choice was to read minds, but Charlie is also a very intellectual person so it fits. The roommate wants to fly which seems very boring to me. My personal choice would be between reading minds and teleporting. Teleporting seems awesome after watching Jumper. You could lead any life you wanted anywhere you wanted. No body could catch you or stop you. Reading minds would be great as well. You would always succeed. You could read what your opponents are thinking and then do the opposite. No more second guessing yourself. You wouldn't have to worry if she likes you or not, you could just read her mind and obviously for the people who read this she would always be thinking yes. Because only the coolest people read this blog. (Side note: Kansas cheerleaders are ugly) I think I've rambled too long though. Superpowers would be awesome.

"Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils"
"We don't know what we've got until we lose it, but we also don't know what we've been missing until it arrives"
"If you can't beat 'em, Cheat"

The meaning of life

Have you ever thought about what your purpose or duty is here? It is a very complex question and one that probably doesn't have an answer. What is the purpose of life? I am not a religious person by any means. I believe in God but I feel the church and religion is not my thing. However, when talking about this subject one has trouble avoiding God and religion. Does God have a purpose for us here on earth? And if he does what is that purpose? Are there some people who are meant to be bums on the street and live a life of poverty? Or are these people rejecting their duties and responsibilities? Think about it. You are born, you grow up, you go to school, learn, graduate, get a job, have kids then inevitably you die. Where in this process is there something spectacular that God cannot do himself? Are we merely puppets for his amusement? Furthermore, this leads to the subject of are we alone in the universe? I say there is no possible way that we are alone. If that is the case are we just one part of Gods mission? Do we fulfill one piece of the pie and other civilizations fulfill the other? What is our purpose and meaning? If God needed humans, why did he need so many? Why are we created the way we are? I have been thinking that everything is going to lead to something. I am here because eventually I will do something or already have done something to make the universe better or different. However, if my only job is to inspire one person to do something great and change the world, what makes that one person so much more special than me? That may sound selfish but it is something to think about. You have lived your whole life thinking that you are number one in your world, however what if the entire purpose of your life is to smile at one person and after you smile at the one person you task is complete. It is hard to comprehend but it is something to think about. However, what if we do not have purposes? What if we only are born, live, then die? There is no purpose or no reason for our existence. God put us here and then left. I understand that I am asking more questions than giving insight but how can these questions be answered by me. What if the purpose of my entire life is to right this one blog and inspire one person and then my life mission is complete? What if your one purpose in life is to read this blog and become enlightened or something and then your life is complete? Does it end with you and me? If you were to die tomorrow would you have any regrets? Would your life be complete? Or would you have failed to accomplish the one thing in life that you were supposed to accomplish? These questions may seem dumb but all of them came to me in a dream while sleeping through fight club. Maybe this was my purpose. I hope that this doesn't create any problems with anyone, but I also hope that you don't pass up opportunities when they arise. The meaning and purpose of your life may be dependent on one little thing, or maybe nothing at all. Live life without regrets, it may not be here tomorrow.

Inspiration

After much thought and contemplation I have decided that blogging about my problems is in no helping my problems. To fix this problem I have made the executive decision to incorporate into my blogs inspirational or at least somewhat intellectual messages. Questions or subjects that really intrigue my faithful readers. I've had many good ideas come to me throughout the day and I think the one that creates the most controversy is the everlasting question of blondes, brunettes, or redheads? After much research the general conclusion may surprise some. However, the consensus will come later. I went from room to room and asked the same question: If you could choose between a blonde, brunette or a red-head which would you pick? Many had a response immediately and several made the claim that it depends on the mood or situation. I asked the roommates and Dale said probably brunette but I would say he is slightly incredible, reasons should be obvious. I don't want to name many names but reasons different colors vary. "Brown hair makes me think they're smarter," said Charlie. "Blondes taste better," anonymous person from room 208. "Red heads scare the shit out of me," some runner. And my personal favorite, "All three at the same time," the democrat. Anyways it seems that most people prefer primarily brunettes however it depends on their particular mood at the time. Blondes are fun but brunettes you marry. I also asked if eye color mattered. Many prefer light colored eyes. However, Sir Great Wild Erp pointed out that you close your eyes when you kiss so it doesn't really matter that much. Many preferred either blue or green or a combination of the two. Brown eyes were only chosen by 2 people and red heads were chosen by nobody. So sorry if there are any brown eyed red heads reading this, it is pretty much hopeless for you to ever find love. Personally, I like greenish-blue eyed brunettes. However, for those of you FEMALES who like tall, athletic, brunettes with green eyes I may know someone who is available.

Chinese proverb say, "baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk"
also, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"