So I was cruising through facebook today and saw several pictures on the home page of several very attractive girls. I knew the names of the girls and knew that they didn't use to look like that. So naturally I was intrigued only to find out that these few girls were still whales and merely put pictures of their hot friends to make themselves seem more attractive. The funny part of these pictures is that the fat, ugly friend was in each of them but whoever took the picture clearly didn't mean for them to take up much of the frame. The hot chick was front and center and it typically went to the chest (obviously a male photographer and we all thank him). The ugly and fat girl was usually in the lower right hand corner and it had only a face of her smiling. Pictures like these is how ugly girls get blind dates. Their gorgeous friends would distract the poor soul who was being conned into dating this small pick up truck. Its the perfect crime, and it should be punishable.
This brings me to my second thought. Why is it that hot girls always hang around ugly girls? Is it to make themselves look better? Or is it because hot chicks don't like other hot chicks cuz they are afraid the hot friend is hotter than they are? Either way its shitty to put a picture of your hot friend on your facebook profile to make yourself look better when you are actually a whale of a woman. Just admit it. Maybe if you finally realize that you are a small aircraft carrier then you will lay off the enormous amounts of alcohol and greasy cheeseburgers and late night twinkies. Either way you can not hide behind your small gorgeous friend, and it is merely because you couldn't hide behind a garden shed due to your enormous hips.
Due to the weather:
"It's hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night." Beandip
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