Wow what a spectacular title. Well to begin with your Helman sponsored Manchester Spartans went to Notre Dame today and got touched inappropriately (their catholic get it, haha sorry I had to). I missed RHA today which was horrible. It's like missing your last AA meeting and not finding out the true secret to getting sober and then getting picked up for a DUI one week later. You may not know the feeling but trust me it sucks. But completely unlike the sucking referred to in topic one of this blog. Which leads me into it.
NEVER TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!! It is absolutely, positively, for a matter of fact, indescribably disgusting. Honestly, take a bite of whatever and keep the beak closed. Or finish the job then complete the conversation. It's very rude otherwise. Now moving on, I have a test tomorrow and it is 12:30 and I haven't begun studying for it yet. Ouch! Talk about a real buzz kill. Now on to the next topic, hand grenades.
I have absolutely nothing at all to say about hand grenades. Except in our history discussion today one kind of creepy kid seemed to have a slightly scary knowledge of the strength it took to pull the pin of a grenade. I'm not sure why he knew this information but maybe he is like a secret agent who throw a lot of grenades at people. Which after practicing with a baseball I believe I could do quite proficiently.
So I think this concludes my blog for tonight. Tomorrows may be something actually meaningful and you may not feel more dumber after reading it. But to end on some peaceful advice, do unto others as you wish them to do unto you, unless you are bigger than them then do whatever you want cuz you are bigger than they are.
"She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" Colin Denihan in a very loud voice in Notre Dames bullpen.
"Shit if she stood still long enough I would pee in her butt" I don't remember but some guy on the team as we were walking back to the vans.
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