Loop holes

So blogger world, I have finally returned from my soma holiday. I should be writing a paper that is due tomorrow however instead I have decided to enlighten you with a few technicalities.

The conversation was sparked today about whether or not it was sinful to have "relations" with someone else's girlfriend. After a rather painstaking argument the conclusion was No, if fact God probably made these loop holes to encourage it. You are probably saying to yourself now, "Josh please explain." So I say "sure."

The first four commandments are pretty self explanatory. Have no God before me, Don't idol anything else, Don't use His name in vein, and remember the Sabbath. These 4 really have no bearing on the matter.

Honor thy mother and father: I would think parents would be proud of their child if they raised him well enough to win a girls heart over another guy. And if you bring home a nice girl they would be honored.

Thou shalt not murder: Well obviously you don't have to kill the guy to have "relations" with his girlfriend

Thou shalt not commit adultery: You aren't married so you're good to go.

Thou shalt not steal: Consider their relationship more of a lease, technically he doesn't own her so you aren't stealing her from him. And if it turns sour you can always give her back.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor: I'm not really sure what that means but if he takes you to court, just tell the truth, "I'm sorry I'm better than he is and that she wants me more, my bad." No false witness.

Do not covet your neighbors house: I don't want anything in his house, they are living together or anything and he isn't my neighbor, we don't live anywhere near each other.

Do not covet your neighbors wife: Well they obviously aren't married and again he isn't my neighbor.

So that pretty much covers the Ten Commandments and I think this is a pretty convincing argument.

P.S. T2 this blog is not intended for you in any way shape or form, it is an entirely different situation and meant to justify other interactions.

"It isn't against the law if you don't get caught." Yours truly
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Sir Winston Churchill (the guy was such a bad-ass)
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." Don't remember exactly who said it but I'm taking credit for it here.