Pretty People

Today the East Hall sponsored Manchester baseball team was in action today. Helman removed their sponsorship for this particular series and East was kind enough to pick us up, hoping that after baseball we would play for the softball team. The complete and utter domination of the team by Transy made it hard to walk after the raping ended. But luckily it was senior day so we all got to stay around afterwards and talk about the great seasons the seniors have had. But on to the topic at hand. Heaven.

No this isn't a religious blog for those of you who know me best, you know that I am pretty much anti-religion. Except for free Evangelicalism, that just sounds hot. After much thought and consideration I have come to the conclusion that heaven is probably like living inside the internet. Kind of like the Dave Chappelle show thing. It would be pretty much the perfect life. You would have an unlimited supply of anything you wanted. You would have knowledge of practically everything. And access to anything you desired. For instance, if you desired certain videos of a particular rating that is morally unacceptable here, you could live in one in the internet. If you wanted to go golfing then it would be easy to surf on over to say St. Andrews in Ireland and golf a couple rounds. You would have unlimited access to music and movies and any entertainment. Think of all that is available on the internet and think of how awesome that would be if it were heaven. There probably isn't any difference except for the big guy and people in white robes and angels and stuff. But except for that the internet would be the perfect heaven. Unless you get a virus and it fucks up your whole glorious afterlife. That would kind of suck. But it could be worse. Anyways it's something to think about.

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." Bertrand Russell
"If you live to be a hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." George Burns
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." Ron Burgundy