Inspiration

After much thought and contemplation I have decided that blogging about my problems is in no helping my problems. To fix this problem I have made the executive decision to incorporate into my blogs inspirational or at least somewhat intellectual messages. Questions or subjects that really intrigue my faithful readers. I've had many good ideas come to me throughout the day and I think the one that creates the most controversy is the everlasting question of blondes, brunettes, or redheads? After much research the general conclusion may surprise some. However, the consensus will come later. I went from room to room and asked the same question: If you could choose between a blonde, brunette or a red-head which would you pick? Many had a response immediately and several made the claim that it depends on the mood or situation. I asked the roommates and Dale said probably brunette but I would say he is slightly incredible, reasons should be obvious. I don't want to name many names but reasons different colors vary. "Brown hair makes me think they're smarter," said Charlie. "Blondes taste better," anonymous person from room 208. "Red heads scare the shit out of me," some runner. And my personal favorite, "All three at the same time," the democrat. Anyways it seems that most people prefer primarily brunettes however it depends on their particular mood at the time. Blondes are fun but brunettes you marry. I also asked if eye color mattered. Many prefer light colored eyes. However, Sir Great Wild Erp pointed out that you close your eyes when you kiss so it doesn't really matter that much. Many preferred either blue or green or a combination of the two. Brown eyes were only chosen by 2 people and red heads were chosen by nobody. So sorry if there are any brown eyed red heads reading this, it is pretty much hopeless for you to ever find love. Personally, I like greenish-blue eyed brunettes. However, for those of you FEMALES who like tall, athletic, brunettes with green eyes I may know someone who is available.

Chinese proverb say, "baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk"
also, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"