Rule No. 76: no excuses play like a champion

I am pretty much just blogging cuz I didn't want the title of the last blog to be the first thing I see everytime I go to it. However, blogging has somewhat lost its appeal. There is the constant pressure to come up with a new topic. And nobody honestly wants to read a blog about my daily trivials. Furthermore, there isn't the emphasis on blogging this year within the entourage as there was in the past.


"Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it." Alfred North Whitehead

P.S. it has just come to my attention that the Mary to my William (or vice versa but it's my blog so I'm the guy) has blogged which completely discredits my blog however I'm not changing mine.

FuCk My LiFe

It's 12:22 in the a.m. I am sick, I have class at 9:30, I have two sentences written on a paper that is due tomorrow, and did I mention I'm sick.

Furthermore, I received my absentee ballot today and it is confusing as fuck. But I'm not completely sure who I'm going to vote for. After lasts night debate I am convinced McCain is slightly retarded but also that Obama is border line gay. Obama is extremely intelligent but unfortunately knows it and also knows how to say a lot and say nothing at all. McCain is apparently friends with everyone and wants to buy 3 million houses. I think I'm just going to say fuck the primary parties and vote Libertarian. BOB BARR '08!!!!

I hate coughing. Fuck girls, if that one bitch didn't make me sleep with the window open I wouldn't be sick. It wasn't even worth it.

The words of a very wise man

A wise man once gave me timeless advice that goes like this:
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
If you're ever in a tough spot this always helps.

The Red Wheelbarrow

So much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens


There is a meaning behind this poem and Zac and I figured it out our senior year of high school. Can you?

Cool site I stumbled upon

50 Things everyone should know how to do
http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/06/02/50-things-everyone-should-know-how-to-do/

Successful Sunday

Entourage night was yet again a successful night. There were approximately 10 people all crammed together on the yellow submarine, but we wouldn't have it any other way in Helman. This episode was definitely in the top ten of all-time episodes so for the one person who reads this who wasn't there, you definitely missed out.

The weekend also went splendidly. It was a weekend of drinking and partying and having a good time. Luckily, I missed out on all the second street drama that occurred shortly after my departure. But I think that is all I should blog about.

"Be happy while you're living, for you're along time dead." Scottish Proverb

Bad Student Handbook

So if you want to become a bad student instantly follow my lead. Put all important homework off until the last day then get drunk and put it off until the last morning. Its a really bad idea but kinda fun. So that's my only blog for tonight but to be continued...