Sunday, March 23, 2008

Those childhood princesses

I know all of you thought Snow White and Cinderella and Jasmine and all those other princesses were sexy as children. Hell I think they are hot now. However, after much research and debate it can be concluded that they probably all had bushes. Snow White was probably a little slut sleeping around with those seven guys. Cinderella may have been shaved cleaned because she had to get ready for a ball. Jasmine was Pakistani so she probably definitely had a bush. The little mermaid was likely to be clean but that is only because she didn't really have a downstairs to be shaved. However, the real story is about Rapunzel. That sexy long-haired nymph it has been concluded probably had an enormous bush. While some say that she would have been clean because she was a princess, an historian came up with the response that women of that time would not have been properly shaved. However, the debate is still out. If anyone who reads this who isn't already involved in the debate your comments are welcome.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude, rapunzel probably had a runway. you know she did. she either a, had that bitch of a witch get one of those razors that never needed shapening. or b, used a knife that she ate with. or c, candle wax. or d, and my favorite, she pulled them lol.
sincerely larry.