OVER 1000 VIEWS-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Well obviously I am just super cool. But really though, this means that my blogged has been viewed over 490 times since 1 o'clock. That's only 27 minutes. And whether he who is to be named later is all of those views or not is irrelevant.
A felony has occurred in Helman Hall today. A bicycle came up missing. When la policia arrived they said it was a heinous case of Grand Theft Bikecycle. They believe that it is just a few adolescents who have taken GTA 4 to a new level. However, it should be none that crimes like this one will not go unpunished. A suit has already been filed with the Supreme Court of the Universe. A dozen police departments have been notified of the incident and UN forces are currently being dispatched. If you have any knowledge of this bikecycle please comment on this blog. It has two wheels, it is a faded maroon color with a little bit of electrical tape on it somewhere. It responds to the name of Zac's Bikecycle. Please keep a look out.
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