I have recently been inspired by the groom to restart the blogging process. So I will attempt to do so. I guess I will start by reenacting one wild wedding reception. WE GOT FUCKED UP!! There it is properly reenacted. After many bottle of wine, cans of beer, and shots of jaeger the night was well on its way. Bridesmaids were thoroughly insulted. Grandmothers were disgusted. And most importantly the boys began toasting to fat chicks. Lines such as, "hey my dick died can I bury it in your ass," and "does this smell like chloroform to you," and "wow you have a pretty face, it would look great on my cock," and my personal favorite "you look like you just fell out of the I wanna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down," were being used to perfection. I like to think that I am a good talker but when an exuberant amount of alcohol is put into my system I have this habit of saying whatever comes to mind, which is perfect. A long story short I had a lot of fun. Hopefully I restart to old blogging engine and keep it properly lubricated.
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"You can fuck the fat ones, you can fuck the ugly ones, but you can't fuck the fat ugly ones... unless you're smashed drunk at a wedding reception and simply don't give a fuck. Here's to handjob." My actual quote from a jaeger toast at the grooms wedding.
4 comments:
yep i was there greatest wedding reception ever beer wine jaeger seagrams 7 and some crown wow great night
I truly love your blog. the toast was truly one of legend for our group of friends and new family
o and if anyone knows what i did for like an hour after the jaeger bombs i would like to know cus thats the only thing i dont remember
you fucked a sow. Im talking a 6 year old 12 litter sow with nasty saggy boobies. Type of lady you need use a Handfull of flour on just to find a wet spot. lol By the way your gonna be a daddy and she had the clap
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