What the fuck is happening?

So scratch that last blog, who honestly cares? I should just give up women for questioning one of the things that I'm good at. That's like asking should I keep pitching. Well speaking of pitching the Spartans were in action against the biggest cocksucker team in the nation, aka Anderson. Those fuckholes swept us because we decided to play like absolute dog shit. I closed in two games and blew a save for the loss, fml. That isn't like me. I'm usually a very dominating pitcher against D-3 guys. However, i fucked that one up. Then we were already down 6-0 when I came in the third to give limited relief. We suck. Hopefully every member of the team finds a slump buster tonight and does the riteous thing to get back on track. Personally, I'm drinking myself silly and hitting on some girl with a boyfriend who is twice my size.