Stippers, ah their beauty and grace has left many intelligent men drooling with blue balls and lighter wallets. I honestly hate strip clubs but absolutely love strippers. There has not been a single strip club outing that hasn't resulted in me falling head over heels in love and simultaneously spending well over a c-note. I have since decided that I wish to marry a stripper in the near future and here is why. They would make the absolute perfect wives. They are typically sexy, and if not they have certain bed room skills that up there ranking at least two points and with enough alcohol they would go up possible 3 more and lets face it, there is not a single solid 5 I wouldn't play just the tip with. However, strippers bring many other options to the table. Because of their phenomenal career choice our night life is left wide open. So no bitching about guys night, no bad looks about going to the titty bar, and she wouldn't be around for that late night hooker that would be necessary if you were using the whole number increasing method. Another excellent reason to marry a stripper is they are trained to pretend everything. They would be excellent at faking everything which would make any man feel like he was king. Furthermore, strippers have the most amazing name. Who wouldn't want to marry a girl named Precious or Faith? And possible the most important reason to marry a stripper, if Precious or Faith would get fat, pregnant, or committed then you could simply leave town and find another stripper. So keep in mind the next time your tucking a couple bucks into that g-string, this could be my future wife and that girl dry humping my best friend could be my future second wife.
"You're only as young as the women you feel." G
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